me: hi, can i have a large—
starbucks employee: you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this
HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!
These make me so happy!!!
let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass
I’d almost wish for someone to ask me this just so I could give this response
how starbucks was invented
Robot chicken rules
I’m gonna start a restaurant called “trust me” and the menu will be things that sound questionable but taste great.